Sunday, October 31, 2010

paloma's affirmations of her life in mexico.



a spinoff of jessica's daily affirmations. if you're unsure, watch this video.

on the eve of paloma's departure to become a US citizen (yes, its true, some dogs are luckier then some people), we imagine these to be her thoughts on her life so far:

i love my sister kahla.
i love my special mama sarah.
i love my special mama sarah tambien.
i love my special mama ally.
i love my special mama elise.
i love my special papa damon.
i love my special mama megan.
i'm sure i would have loved my new special mama jess!
i wonder who that little dog was that was here for a month.
i LOVE MINE! (our maid)
i love the calzada! i love lying down on the calzada.
i love pooing when my special mama has no bag.
i love rubbing my nose in the grass at starbucks.
i love running away to the vet. i love running away in general.
i love the PEMEX guys. i love when they bark at me.
i love the cat that lives next door.
i love running at the dog park.
i love my enemy lily.
i love jumping up the wall. i love jumping on people to say hello. i love jumping in general.
i love being a lap dog.
i love tilting my head to one SIDE.
i love my new crate.
i love eating toast off the counter. i love eating plates of chicken off the counter. i love eating anything off the counter.
i love my WHOLE HOUSE on via savotino (insert clap here)
i will miss my OLD LIFE (mostly my sister kahla)

i can do anything good. i am proud to be a mexican street dog. yeah. yeah. yeah.
i am on my way to a new life.